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The Kinsky Horse is a Czech breed of warmblood sport horse. It was bred by the Kinsky family in the Kingdom of Bohemia, and is now one of four warmblood sport horse breeds reared in the Czech Republic, the others being the Czech Warmblood, the Slovakian Warmblood and the Moravian Warmblood. It was for many years absorbed into the Czech Warmblood; a separate stud-book was established in 2005. It is characterised by an unusual golden-yellow coat, though other colours are also seen.
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Anna Elisabeth Randerz is a Swedish sprinter who competed in the 4 × 400 metres relay at the 1972 Summer Olympics. She was also part of the Swedish relay teams that placed sixth at the 1969 and 1971 European Championships. Besides 400 m, she ran 100 and 200 m, reaching a final in the 4 × 100 m relay at the 1971 European Championships.
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